Chủ đề: 10 câu đố vui tiếng Anh

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(cái này tui làm đúng có 2 câu thôi, trong đó một câu đã đọc trước bằng tiếng Việt :D)


1. What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven...
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the engineers
the British are the police
the Swiss are the managers
the Italians are the lovers

In Hell...
the British are the cooks
the French are the managers
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers

2. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?

Because it turns ice into mice!

3. If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?

3 !!!

4. What four animals does a woman need in her life?

1. a mink on her back
2. a jaguar in the garage
3. a tiger in her bed
4. and a jackass to pay for it all !!!

5. What's the difference between capitalism and communism?

Under capitalism, Man exploits Man. Under communism, it is exactly the opposite.

6. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?

Because he's still living!

7. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?

Because they are not weekdays!

8. An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

9. Man: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you."

10. Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth?

So that we can see and hear twice as much as we say.

Source: Englishclub.com


HÃY NÓI THẬT ĐI, BẠN LÀM ĐÚNG ĐƯỢC BAO NHIÊU CÂU???

Trả đúng câu 3 và 10, các câu còn lại thua.

1.Which month has 28 days?

All of them!

2. How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet"

3. If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?

Dead!

4. "This Kitchen will be closed today
because of illness." => What does it mean???

I'm SICK of cooking!


5. Why is the letter "T" like an island?

Because it is in the middle of waTer!

6. What is the longest word in the English language?

"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

7. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of letters?

The "Post Office"!

8. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one letter?

Envelope!

9. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no-body to go with!

10. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

A liar!

11. What's worse than finding a maggot in an apple?

Finding half a maggot!

12. Which bus crossed the ocean?

Columbus!

hic hic, toàn tiếng anh, me thì lại rất dốt tiếng anh huhu

Chẳng khá hơn, đúng được câu 1 và 11.

Em còn điên hơn...
Đúng được câu nào mới sợ :((

đúng hết luôn. ghê thiệt . quà đi.

Oncemore được phân công dạy cả lớp T (lớp chọn) lẫn lớp K (lớp cơ bản). Giờ kiểm tra trắc nghiệm:
Lớp T: cô cho đề khó quá, làm được có 90%
Lớp K: cô cho đề khó quá, nhưng nể cô em làm hết 100% cho cô vui
To SVN: trò học lớp K hay lớp T đấy???

Gửi bởi SinhVienNgheo

đúng hết luôn. ghê thiệt . quà đi.

Gửi bởi Oncemore

Oncemore được phân công dạy cả lớp T (lớp chọn) lẫn lớp K (lớp cơ bản). Giờ kiểm tra trắc nghiệm:
Lớp T: cô cho đề khó quá, làm được có 90%
Lớp K: cô cho đề khó quá, nhưng nể cô em làm hết 100% cho cô vui
To SVN: trò học lớp K hay lớp T đấy???

vậy mà không bít hả chời ? lớp K

Hay wa nhung hoi "khoai" (^^;)