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(cái này tui làm đúng có 2 câu thôi, trong đó một câu đã đọc trước bằng tiếng Việt :D)
1. What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the engineers
the British are the police
the Swiss are the managers
the Italians are the lovers
the British are the cooks
the French are the managers
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers
2. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator?
Because it turns ice into mice!
3. If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?
4. What four animals does a woman need in her life?
1. a mink on her back
2. a jaguar in the garage
3. a tiger in her bed
4. and a jackass to pay for it all !!!
5. What's the difference between capitalism and communism?
Under capitalism, Man exploits Man. Under communism, it is exactly the opposite.
6. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France?
Because he's still living!
7. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days?
Because they are not weekdays!
8. An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
9. Man: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you."
10. Why do we have two eyes, two ears and only one mouth?
So that we can see and hear twice as much as we say.
HÃY NÓI THẬT ĐI, BẠN LÀM ĐÚNG ĐƯỢC BAO NHIÊU CÂU???